Director: Rodrigo Cortes
Writer: Chris Sparling
Starring: Ryan Reynolds and only Ryan Reynolds
Oh boy, where do I begin with this one. How about, don't watch this. Better yet, don't waste money on it like I did. The ENTIRE 95 minutes were filmed inside a coffin. Need I say more?
So the movie begins with Ryan Reynolds waking up in a buried coffin, and it ends with Ryan Reynolds dying in this very coffin. There are no other actors or actresses seen in the film besides Reynolds. It's fucking depressing that I didn't suspect this was going to happen before I purchased this piece of shit. Even more irritating, I actually sat there in agony just to see this mother fucker stand up and stretch. Unfortunately, neither of us got our satisfaction.
I guess the creators were trying to make the viewer feel trapped like our lonely character was. After all, the only thing I saw for an hour and a half was a small, dark space gated by four walls. I get that, but seriously, Chris Sparling, who the fuck wants to watch that? This uncomfortable time made me squirm and literally join a gym immediately after my viewing.
I must admit, when I read the description on the back of the DVD, I saw potential. The story line was believable, considering Reynolds was kidnapped in a foreign land as a ransom. I assumed he would fight his way out and kick ass like Liam Neeson did in Taken. The cover for this DVD should be suffocated with a CAUTION label that reveals their budget could only afford Ryan Reynolds, four pieces of wood, and a snake for the entire filming of this.
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