Thursday, January 26, 2012

SLUTS AND HOES!!!

WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER?
2011
DIRECTOR:  Mark Mylod
WRITER:  Gabrielle Allan and Jennifer Crittenden (screenplay)
Karyn Bosnak (novel "20 Times A Lady")
STARRING:  Anna Faris, Chris Evans, and Ari Graynor


Dear IMDB, I love you, but fuck you and your weak 5.7 rating on this movie.  This movie was so funny, I will probably watch it over and over again and still laugh once I get my hands on this DVD.  


Jess and I watched this the other day, and I finally found a movie that was worth the five bucks added on to my Comcast bill.  We loved it and laughed our asses off the entire time.  I must admit, I am biased and certainly do LOVE Anna Faris and everything she is in,  but this is clearly a result of her being the funniest bitch on screen these days.  I do believe in real life my charm would twirl her into my arms and onto to my couch strictly to smoke up a silly conversation;)  Her Sagittarius personalty would be manipulated by my Aquarian awesomeness...enough said...


Anyway, this movie is centered on that little, heart curdling question that comes up during "truth or dare" and the infamous "never have I ever" drunk sessions with your friends.  Yup...the unavoidable, "So how many people have you slept with?"  Well this movie, unlike the author of this blog, claims that ten is the average.  Have no fear, friends of mine, I truly believe that this number is just another fucking digit on the numerical scale.  Personally, I believe this number is different for everyone because finding your soul mate is a hard task to accomplish, primarily as a result of it being out of our hands.  The harsh names "slut" and "ho" are not designed to categorize people's numbers, but it should remain in that safe box to label those who sleep with your significant other!  


Ultimately, the movie is cute and I possibly shed some tears thanks to my menstrual cycle.  Check it out...